Written By : Akila Raza
Sometimes in life one is put in a situation that leaves the person wondering…wdf why is this shit happening to me…what have I done to deserve malice to this point. And the person even scrolls down their deed sheet to see where they may blundered to cause such a karmic reaction.
I fell into a similar ditch… I blamed Satan and he tore the doors of hell in disgust and came to earth…. Our conversation was like:
Satan: look at you…. You are just above the foolishest fools on this planet. How dare you blame me for such a petty occurrence … It’s an insult!
Me: because of you I got into this mess…how dare you shout at me…you insolent devil!!!
Satan : ( kneels down and sneers at me) Adams spawn you are after all yeah? Hehehehehheeh. You know something… I thought it would be such a hustle dealing with humans distracting them and taking them to hell all at my expense..my effort but guess what….
Me: what?
Satan : fools like you have made my work so much easier… The only thing I hate is you keep blaming me for things I haven’t done…. and additionally you are worse than me…. At my expense you do all the shit you want… From corruption to rape ..from slandering to man slaughter then you so nicely go to ur so called places of worship and dump the shit on me. What a shame eh you can’t even take the responsibility of your own actions…
Me: you provoke humans and lead them to the ditch
Satan : ahhh okay..I must talk to God again…. Why did He give you intelligence that you DNT use? He gave you free will…. He gave you the ability to choose between right and wrong yet you get provoked by me? Seriously ? Even when I haven’t provoked yet I get the blame… What if I actually decided to provoke… What do u think would happen???
Me: shutup and get lost!
Satan : no I won’t go …now listen to me you foolish human…a free advice… The God you believe in…( Looks around and whispers) Indeed He has no comparison…imagyn no matter what you do He forgives you..He even forgets and wipes out what you have repented for…but you humans are very ungrateful… But you know what …I am not God…so darling DNT you ever fuck around with me…. If you ever blame me for ur stupidity…. I will distrupt your life beyond repair ..you hear that? There is no forgiveness or forgetting in my Vocabulary so think twice before you utter my name!
With that he dissappeared …and I was stuck in the ditch until late evening….then somehow I managed to come out and return home. All I wanted to do was sleep.
Unrefined Poetry 